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Shabba-doo-wop.
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Feats of Strength
- I've gone cliff-diving.
- A rat almost bit my finger off when I was 14.
- I've been K-O'ed.
- I've sang in front of a crowd.
- I can go through double-black-diamond glade runs on a snowboard and not fall.
- I have tickled someone until they peed.
- I enjoy corned beef.
- I have half-fallen out of The Zipper at the Brigden Fair.
- I have neglected a cactus enough for it to die.
- I can leg press 280 pounds.
- I have yet to break a bone (shocking, if you know me.)
- I have ridden a camel.
- I have seen most of North America; excluding the far north.
- I am a blackbelt in taekwondo, as well as an ex-competitor.
- I have run 15km without stopping.
- I have cut my ass on a fishtank.